I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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