I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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