i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
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I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
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When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
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