Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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