Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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