Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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