my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
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