Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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