It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
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I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
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You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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