people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
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