Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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