normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
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