his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
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Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
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I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
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