it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
i need to put some appletini on your dick
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