When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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