Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
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