Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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