is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
He felt like a one man threesome
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Randomize
