Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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