"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
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