***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
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a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
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Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
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