I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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