Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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