Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
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I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
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well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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