those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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