i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
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