A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
if i died would you start the facebook group?
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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