I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
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I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
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You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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