i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
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