It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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