so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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