I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Randomize
