The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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