my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
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I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
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Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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