Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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