ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
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