Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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