it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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