Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Randomize
