Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
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I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
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We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
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