Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
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Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
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I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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