she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
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