what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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