life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
Randomize
