life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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