You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
and you fell through a lawn chair
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Randomize
