then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
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By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
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Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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