I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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