I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
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