I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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