Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
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Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
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There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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