tell your sister to shave her snatch
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
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I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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