This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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