I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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