Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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