I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Never let your siblings swipe right.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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