so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
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You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
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I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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